Did you watch the Golden Globes last night?
I get ridiculously excited for awards shows, but this one sneaked up on me. I was cleaning the bathroom yesterday when I thought, “Hey! the Globes are on tonight!”
A second later, I thought: “Those bastards all have cleaning ladies. I want a cleaning lady. I hate everyone.”
Around 5, I was upstairs nursing Ailie when I texted J to DVR the red carpet arrivals with lots of exclamation points.
At 7:15, I asked him if he also recorded the actual show.
He didn’t. I totally missed the opening. Add that to my sudden hatred of all of these ridiculously gorgeous and wealthy and successful people WHO HAVE PEOPLE WHO CLEAN THEIR MANSIONS, and I made for a fun person to hang with last night.
(SUGAR DETOX SUGAR DETOX SUGAR DETOX)
I caught most of the show once the kiddos were finally tucked in their beds (sans commercials), snacking on a few granola bites.
I paid careful attention to Claire Danes, who gave birth to a sweet little boy on DECEMBER 17th:
And then there was Kristen Bell, who has been making the press rounds lately talking about how ENORMOUS she is prego:
Oh lady. You are gorgeous and glowing. Stop.
And if you needed some Monday morning inspiration to get moving and eat better, I give you Jennifer Lopez:
And these stunning women, who are so fabulous I can’t stand it:
I loved this look, but check out Jennifer Lawrence’s waist. How is she still standing, as she must be wearing a corset tighter than Scarlett O’Hara’s?
I also need to know more about this spray tan:
And finally, this woman cannot be human:
I am now convinced she is a spectacularly gorgeous cyborg.
What were your favorite looks from last night’s show? Do the stars inspire you to get fit?